It's Time to Go to School

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It’s Time to Go to School!
       Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
            "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
            "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
            "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
            "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
            "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
            "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
Generic Structure Analysis
            Orientation      : a mother wake up her son to go to school, but her son don’t want it.
            Events             : they are keep arguing each other, her son said that two reasons why                                  he don’t want to go, first the kids hate him and also the teacher.
            Twist               : her mother also give two reasons why he must go, first he’s 52 years                                 old and also he is the principal.